You're in Amsterdam, right now? I hate you I hate you I hate you... I had these grand plans of being there next month for my 30th birthday, which all came to a crashing end the moment I tried pricing out airplane tickets.

Sigh. Go stroll the Vondelpark and ogle the seminaked Dutch sunbathers for me.

You can read about my last adventure in Amsterdam here (http://blank.org/memory/travel/).